SeductiveTortoise

Marshmallow law

I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be cake. It doesn’t look like it was a real animal, with those big lollypop eyes and the skin of marzipan and the little sugar pearls 💖

Even better

President shitty pants confused about everything.

Is there toilet paper with the US flag? I have the urge to wipe my arse with it.

Or they just recognize us as intelligent and have morals

I’m really starting to doubt our intelligence, but I could imagine them having higher moral standards than us as a species.

https://youtu.be/s-41UF02vrU

You can, and you can even take it one step further.

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

All I know is that little boy was the last kid of his father.

The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!

For balance as well, obviously.

Is this the new “model why”?

I don’t care much about any of those three. But if they get into a fight, I hope they all die. At least financially, but some broken bones would be nice as well.

Get out of my kitchen! 😭😭😭

When do these start?

Is easier to understand as well.

I guess a German flag from a specific time frame would do for them as well.

Intel did this way before it was cool

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_FDIV_bug

The most important thing about your backup strategy is to implement and run it.

I would say it’s the Rupert Murdoch of Germany, but potato / potato.

What about a solid gold diving suit? I would even push him in.