Boots, fandom, funk, punks, purse, sax.
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Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song lyrics did you mishear that completely changed the meaning of the song?
6·1 month agoMissing by Everything but the girl. I thought she sang ‘tiramisu, like the dessert mystery’.
And his best friend lives next door.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Unexpected item in the bagging area!
161·3 months agoI like the self-checkout because it feels like I’m wasting less time at the checkout. I scan everything while walking through the store so when I get to the self-checkout I just have to pay and I’m out.
The only store where I like the regular checkout is Aldi because those cashiers are fast and the belt is long.
The worst checkout system we have is in a store called Colruyt. The cashiers have to load everything from your cart to an empty cart while they scan it. It was already a slow system and it got worse since they installed ‘smart’ cameras above the checkout to scan the codes instead of using the handscanner.
You mean like this?

Easy decision. My cats are at home. Spending a day with them is never a waste of time.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Just got a planner for 2026. Somebody didn't yet get the news about Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.
8·6 months agoWe still have 9.5 months left of 2026, maybe they’ll get back together by the end of the year.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.worksto
Antique Memes Roadshow@lemmy.world•Excuuuuuse Me Princess!
20·10 months agoReally disappointing that http://www.muahahahahahahahahaha.com/ does not exist. It’s 5:22 am and my day is already ruined.
I like pizza and I like donuts, but the thought of eating a pizza-flavored donut disgusts me.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗
21·11 months agoNo, but I have a USB stick with over 100 albums on it, so I can listen to the same 5 albums all the time.
Capibara.
It’s currently 8:36 am here and I’m having second breakfast.
The artist is Stormy Gail Art (Facebook link).

If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.

Quilava is the evolution of Cyndaquil (2nd gen fire starter) iirc










One day I was in the kitchen and my cat jumped on the heating radiator because she wanted to get pet. When I finished petting her, she turned around on the radiator and her toe got stuck in the grill on top of it. She immediately started screaming and I tried to free her. She was in so much panic she bit and scratched me. My other cat was upstairs but he came down and jumped in my back to defend her because he heard her scream as if she was being murdered.
I managed to shake him of my back and to pull her toe free. I was worried she was injured, but luckily she had no wound and walked fine afterwards. There was blood on her, but it was all mine from when she bit me.
That was the only time she bit or scratched me and she is 14 years old now. The other cat is now 16 years old and I do occasionally get scratched by him. Most of the times it’s because he’s a bit clumsy. One time when I was trying to sleep, he decided the best way to cross the bed was by walking over my face. He slipped and scratched my nose. Last week he scratched my neck when he tried to get on my shoulder but misjudged the jump.