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12 hours agoI wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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8·3 days ago“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
Superman gets more based by the day
35·8 days agoDon’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁
Na. That happens in the bedroom
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”
1·14 days agoEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
1·16 days ago(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
2·18 days agoI was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
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