Spaghetti_Hitchens

Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

LinuX

We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

What’s up, my cisgenda?

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Joe mama

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

That’s how I read that

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.