Did you just get here, or…?

Jesus Christ what a fucken shitshow

I guess he’s finally running the country like a Trump business, I just don’t get why the yukyuks think it’s a good idea

Never heard of method trolling

Probably a forklift, those things are heavy af.

What a knob, the Australians were right.

Heterosexual bi-romantic

Tasmanian devil ankle tattoo.

Fuck, I know alright? It was 93 and I was barely 16

What a massive coincidence

1. Sweep the leg
2. ??
3. retrieve cell phone
4. lock cell phone
5. escape on nearby e scooter

Right up until the next election when they’ll fall in line and vote straight R

Ngl, I’d like to see just a tiny bit more brutality in the next face check. Macron was downright civil.

Right up until Election Day when they pull a Susan Collins

At least they weren’t baffled