Cheech & Chong labrador sketch

This made me laugh

Studspud, you have been warned of what may await you in your future profession.

Merci beaucoup.

The loos at Parliament station are so hard to access that I can quite see how someone in a hurry would go to the lift at the end of the platform rather than hike up the escalators, fish out their myki, walk a large circle around the barriers, go to the loo, walk back around, fish out myki again and then back down those awful escalators again. The Parliament escalators are famous for bothering people with sensory or balance issues - instant vertigo. The designers got them so wrong that they are now world famous for bad design. I hate those escalators with a passion. I usually end up sitting down on a step and only stand up for the last little bit. God help anyone navigating them with shopping bags and/or small children in tow. They should have put proper loos on each platform, or at least on each level. And good luck FINDING the loos at Melbourne Central.

Shame on you!

Hyper?? Or Hypo???

Sorry, I meant to obtain some from said politician.

Apply to nearest politician.

It’s Friday!

5/10 Ok, it’s been busy at work

Hi Chef! Late breakfast of leftover turkey, yam casserole and pumpkin pie please.

Eeep. Only how many more days to xmas? Not that I’m counting.

Oh my! Best wishes to husband, and some strength and patience vibes for you.

This isn’t related to the shaver incident, is it?

Congrats!

Could possibly make them out of hat elastic and jewellery hooks

It’s my fault - I watered the garden this morning cos it was looking dry. May have overdone it.

Tiny little occy straps? For the genuine experience.

🙏

Imo the absolute worst are parrot chicks.

Seafood salad sandwich please chef.

Evap milk is REQUIRED for rice pudding. Or you don’t get that glorious brown crunchy crust on the top without it.