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I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can’t shitpost.
I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can’t shitpost.
My plan for committing insurance fraud involves trebuchets. I’m going to get really I treated in trebuchets, and then maybe I have a boulder accident.
Not really, but our supreme Court is alright. Rest of it government is worthless.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hard tacos disgust me. If I want my taco hard, I’ll get it hard myself.
I hope the Coast Guard didn’t respond. Would’ve thrown everyone into the water.
Imagine assaulting someone and whole family comes in and beats your ass.
I’ve been married for 11 years, and I can’t even imagine the loss he feels. I choose to imagine he’s living his best single life, and trying to drown in hospice pussy. That way I don’t think about it and get sad.
I’d like to see some sources. Where did you read that, Facebook?
Sheldon wrote this.
I miss S10 sized trucks.
Weird to see Val and Amy’s names in the wild. They are tornado season regulars here.
I thought of Noel when I saw her.
All talk I think. I haven’t used it in a decade.
Imagine using WinRAR in 2024 when 7zip is free.
Is there air‽ You don’t know!
I was judging you for your itchy beard comment, but I see you gave it a year. That is plenty of time to get used to it if you’re gonna, and I’m sorry for judging you prematurely. I haven’t shaved or trimmed my face in four years and I love my beard. I get a lot of comments/compliments on it. Probably my best feature. I’m sorry beard life isn’t for you.
The new Paper Mario. I’ve played it many times growing up, but never finished it for one reason or another (ADHD). I’m further than I’ve even gotten and excited to beat it this time.
On an unrelated note, my switch battery desynced or something and the fix is to play it until the battery is dead and it stops you, then charge it for 5+ hours. I’ve done this three times now and it gets better each time. I think it is finally fixed now.
I miss the older marathons. Everything was in person, which I feel had better energy. And the runs were simpler. I don’t really like 4-way races, or controller passing whatever. It’s all a gimmick as far as I’m concerned. I like paying attention to the games and how skilled the runners are.