“Our goal in a couple of years is for people to think of Infowars as the funniest and dumbest website that exists,” Ben Collins, the Onion’s CEO, told The Associated Press. “It was previously the dumbest website that exists.”

Same for MSNBC, really. Cable news is owned by people who have a conflict of interest with the working class.

It started as a fake psychiatry scam, but when Hubbard realized there were laws regulating medicine he switched it over to being a religion where there aren’t any of those pesky regulations or ethical oversight.

Weird, they just let a psycho killer be a cop? I’m sure they’ll prevent that in the future.

Right? They were awesome.

Minestrone or Italian wedding soup are both pretty chunky.

I love you.

Because they’re certain that the people getting punished are heretics to their reactionary ideology.

They see it as inferior people getting what they deserve, and since it’s privatized they imagine they’ll pay less for the privilege.

But why?

Make the fascist fire you.

Yamaha makes the best guitar for the money.

The instrument I probably play the most is a nylon string Yamaha with a great dual pickup/mic that I got for $100 at a pawn shop. It has some cosmetic wear, but that’s a bonus in my opinion.

I’m a man, and I voted against the fascists.

Because I’m not a fragile moron who thinks Daddy Trump will make women be nice to me.

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He knows. All they need is an excuse.

Get some canned chilis in adobo; that sauce adds a nice smoky flavor.

Also if you want to thicken it up, crumble some tortilla chips into it.

Well then I have bad news about dementia and habitual stimulant abuse…

I hope every day of his life is the new worst one.

GOP: picks the most disgusting candidate possible

GOP when they get an abhorrently disgusting candidate:

It’s whatever it needs to be at the time to keep Musk out of trouble.

It has to be reflected back into his stupid face.

I’m red/green color deficient, and even I can see it as orange. That’s some intense saturation.

Idk what it is about masculinity that loves submissive women

Here is an excellent book on the topic if you’re interested.