Almost like an inverted Hunger Games. Nice!

A repeat of the French Revolution is the real reason behind the bunkers of the ultra wealthy.

First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation.  It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it.  Everyone loves my premature ejaculation and micro dick.  They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.

I don’t even know what to do in a world where MTG is making sense.

How dare you!?  Think of the Investor’s Money!  Mega yachts don’t buy themselves!

It’s what the Post is known for!

Humanitarian

Democrats shouldn’t have made the offer anyhow.

Republicans want a hopeless electorate as someone who is facing desperation more likely to compromise against their own best interests to meet short term needs

Yes, yes.  Let’s do this every f*cking year.

Is ok.  Gavin will do that one for you too.

…and exploding onion mustard!!!

Did your supplier ever take your pennies?

Well indoctrinated to enshitification.

Let’s rewrite that headline in a more positive tone.

AI doomerism is driven by those with a clear perspective.

Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

Fancy Mac and cheese

This visual aid needs to be updated with the 2010s and 2020s. I’ll wait.

No, no. I’m only when he tells the truth, like in that 60 minutes interview.

I’ll take eight!!