Nah, but thank you

I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Ninja scroll. Did you know cartoons can get raped??? I didn’t…

I think it was a jail protection things.