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  • The only acceptable circumstance is if you both talk to each other at the exact same instance. Extra leeway is granted if you say the same exact thing. If the utterance interval exceeds 250ms, the earlier speaker must turn themselves over to the authorities.

    Can’t believe you had to ask, really; these are basic social maxims.


  • [Funko Fusion] game feels like an off-brand LEGO game in all the worst ways

    I have a bias here because I’ve never understood the appeal of model collecting in general, and of dead-eyed, amorphous Funko Pops in particular, but I am shocked that a cash grab on the back of emotionless, artistically-bereft figurines wasn’t a smash hit.

    Well, not that shocked.







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    No, regrettably there won’t be a major UI overhaul as part of GIMP 3, it’s very much under-the-hood improvements. From what I’ve seen, the maintainers are very open to a UI overhaul, but they don’t have the right contributors to do it in a significant way.

    That said, functionality like text outlines aren’t really a UI/UX feature in the main.





  • We’re excited to announce the new Sony WH1000XM6 headphones, enhanced by the power of spanners!

    I don’t see why my headphones need a sp-

    Conveniently built in to your headset, you can use the spanner to adjust bolt tightness on-the-go!

    Okay, but that’s not wh-

    We’re proud to be leading the market in spanner-augmented products to bring a new level of convenience to your life.

    Spanner may sometimes only appear to tighten bolts. Please don’t ask us the energy cost of manufacturing the spanner.


  • There’s a ton of history on Wikipedia. Most of it is the council coming up with new reasons to demolish it or plans to change it, with no convincing motive.

    The most notable things for me were:

    • An allegation that they want the bridge demolished to remove the trams that mar the modernity of the waterfront regeneration project nearby.
    • A mention of Chinese lenders bankrolling the demolition and construction a Chinese construction firm being awarded the contract for constructing a new bridge.
    • A mention of a Russian construction and design group submitting plans for transforming and relocating the existing bridge.