What happened?

“drink Earl Grey” was what I heard

It’s might be more to do with dogs having a very high degree of genetic plasticity, unusually so. I remember an interesting paper on it. This just doesn’t seem to be the case with cats.

I don’t really talk to my mother, she’s an alcoholic.

Why does he look like that?

Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

I JUST HAD SEX

Exhaustion.

Do you think it will eventually be human ambergris

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

I just want to tell the void that I arrived at a similar conclusion about induced high and low pressure zones based on the wing “slicing” the air in half as if it was a continuous material causing cavitation above the wing, and was mocked for it.

I think we’re doing pretty fucking well, all things considered.

You’re still judging it subjectively.

she cute

Assam probably.

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

Bowie defeated me on the astral plane once, I was foolish to tangle with somebody so powerful.

These were basketball fans, and for a completely unimportant match. It was quite incongruous with the atmosphere in the venue and the attitude of the other team’s fans. Very weird!

You can say drumstick, yes. Dumbstick sounds like a mild insult. I’m not mocking you, it’s a charming mistake.