My civil lawyer is a pretty great guy. I also know plenty who are assholes.

I bet I could destroy all life with only half an A-press.

If we’re already distinguishing between atoms in people vs atoms not currently in a person, might as well keep it anthropocentric. Then at least we won’t starve to death.

Then season it in the oven.

Almost anyone else would have been less of a disaster

For the country, or for DNC leadership?

Fine, as a warning, seizure of all assets. Let them work their way back up from homelessness. Second offense, though…

The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.

Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

He has extensive experience as a script doctor.

In my experience, it means the asshole who thinks he’s special enough to take his pet to the restaurant’s bar is distracted hitting on the bartender, and his doggo is bored and wants scritches.

We really need a proper regulatory agency in the US for this.

Now when they’re credibly accused of it, the base is conditioned to think it’s ridiculous librul exaggeration.

Yeah, I think it’s an issue with the franchisees in the US. I give mine another try about once a year, and the past three times my burger patty has been below room temperature, and the produce noticeably old. The McDonald’s near me is just consistently mediocre, which is better.

Let him keep driving with a fake license plate? At minimum the car should be towed.

Are they prehensile?

In warmer environments, they tend to be called screen doors, and are used when you want to leave the door open without bugs getting in. In areas with bad weather (ice storms and such), storm doors protect the door itself from the elements, especially if it’s an expensive wooden door.

I support the mandate. Just pointing out that the whole “blood of victims” thing, while true of some very important regulations, is nonsense for most of them. There were no victims of lightning ports. There was no blood involved in generic Champagne being called Sparkling Wine.

Some are, sure. I think most on Lemmy support those kinds. While I enjoy the effects, USB-C mandates aren’t written in blood, and I suspect the majority of regulations are of that variety.

“The constitution is a list of rights”, says anyone who’s never read the actual constitution, and just skips straight to the stuff that was amended to it.

posterity

Also computer issues aren’t a problem anymore after that (perhaps aside from the Ixians).