bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

if you’re still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you’re doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

I’m going to start calling area “2-dimensional volume”

terrible headline. good news.

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/

lead in gasoline caused lead poisoning, leading to an increase in violent crime. now most fuel is unleaded, reducing the incidence of lead poisoning, and leading directly to a decrease in violent crime

heh heh to completion

yep. also pretty gay

Windows eating meat user

uh… me neither

paycheck to paycheck isn’t “the system”, or there’s no way 40% of people would be able to avoid it

gun control has racist roots, so it is not surprising

shouldnt of nicked me chip. simple as.

do self hosters use Windows? i would have thought most people were running Linux

you promise?

your dog’s claws need a trim