Them: Haven’t seen you in a while. We’ve missed you!
Me: You did?

Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

Incoming sibling to wreck that tower

I thought that was “Tacky”?

Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.

How old are you? Do you currently own or rent your home?

At least we own our Steam games, wait a minute…

How much mold is in the bottom? Nobody knows

Optimus Prime

Yes, move to the US so ICE can raid your business and deport your employees.

Also, they’ve been rounding up wild horses too so we’ve got that possibility as well as the Argentina tainted beef.

Summer is not over. Not even close.

“Welcome to AI University. Artificial Intelligence, or A.I., was created in 19…”

Next will be the tersely-worded letter.

That Sunday evening 60 Minutes stopwatch goes tick tick tick tick tick…

“I’m so mad I’m putting on my fancy cowboy hat for this interview!” - Screwed over American ranchers

I’m shocked

The cameras are going up in the street lights next.

Forgetting a class or going to class without pants and/or a shirt and having to ninja my way out of there…

But wait, there’s more!