What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

Ugh I always hated having to put a jacket over my costume!

One year my neighbor’s mom sewed her a dinosaur costume and insulated it with a bunch of fleece batting, so the costume was warm enough she didn’t need a jacket. I was soooooo jelly!

More cat facts please

This was so adorable 🤎

Happy howloween Yukon!

It’s acetone, not ammonia. The acetone needs to evaporate in order for your nail polish to set.

Your best option will be gel polish. It cures under a UV light and is completely dry and odorless once it’s cured. Depending on how quickly your nails grow, gel polish can last a decent couple/few weeks. Downside is that it’s a pain in the ass to remove and can damage your nails if they’re fragile.

You could also try press-ons. I haven’t tried them since the mid-nineties so I can’t personally speak to the quality or longevity, but they’ve had a resurgence in popularity lately which makes me think they’ve gotten much better.

If you stick to regular nail polish, you could try a few things:

• Work in thin coats - thick polish takes too long to dry.
• Quick-dry polish and/or quick-dry topcoat. A lot of people like the Seche Vite topcoat because it dries to the touch in like 5 minutes, and sets pretty well after about 2 hours. Be warned though that it often causes shrinkage, so be sure you wrap your tips and leave less of a gap around the cuticle to help reduce this.
• Use a hairdryer on warm to make your polish dry more quickly.
• Once your nails have dried to the touch, gently wash your hands (pat them dry rather than rub them with a towel).
• Pet your cats from behind so they don’t get a whiff of your nails.

Vaya con dios

Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz

What a fucking Karen.

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but isn’t that why neurodivergences are generally considered along a spectrum? As in, it’s possible to be mildly autistic or mildly ADHD, and therefore still pretty functional - or it’s possible to be profoundly autistic or profoundly ADHD, and therefore probably low-functioning - or anywhere in between?

Jesus christ this is scary.

Swirlies are the worst.

Aw it’s just not his turn for the cell today :)

Aww :')

Go on…

1! Just had a pumpkin spice coffee in bed while I watched the sunrise. The clouds were cotton candy pink for a few minutes there. Life is good :)

The food of the gods.

It’s pretty much a staple in the New Jersey food landscape and for good reason.

(Too bad for you they don’t have a ‘Taylor Ham’, egg, and cheese sizzli) >;)

Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass

Well first of all, that’s the standard greeting in New Jersey

As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.