I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

I beg thy pardon.

when you can sit still, but you’re a fucking plant

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

“SLAMS”

New fun size!

Gotta say, I’ve always been blown away by how easy it is to connect Logitech stuff to their little multi-device dongles.

Recently started trying out the Flow feature and I’m a lot less blown away, but the dongle thing is plenty enough for me. I give them a thumbs up.

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

Ocho!

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I have absolutely no problem renaming Easter Transgender Visibility Day. As long as I still get chocolate.

Balls?

I really dug It’s All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.