Same! “THAT…is why I always fly Delta.”

This belongs in dataisbeautiful.

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

Honorable mentions: “source of truth” and “sanity check”.

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

Make sure you know how to use the three seashells before eating any Taco Bell.

“First Amendment rights for me, but not for thee.”

Damn. Well said.

I don’t know whether to laugh or scream at how outrageous it is that out of all the issues that could benefit from bipartisan cooperation, THIS is what we get. Bunch of turds.

“Underpaid? - Medicaid

Got gray hair? - Medicare”