What ever happened to detentions, suspensions and expulsion?

Soft.

Schools need to start issuing “Your kid is a cunt” warnings to parents, with threats of abuse and harassment criminal charges. If public health staff won’t put up with it, why should teachers?

Parents and school won’t do shit. Call the cops. Except in America, because that will get someone shot.

I SMS my boss when I’m off sick.

ICQ was still online!?!?!

I stopped using that shit like 25 years ago. Thought died in the late 90’s

Yeah… I’m not gonna worry about it until maybe September next year.

Pirrrrrrrr = Pir^8

Fair.

No internet means the gullible masses will remain uninformed and vulnerable to manipulation.

The GOP wants a solid foundation of uneducated poor to exploit as the base workforce and voter base.

Cheap idiots to fuel their companies.

I need a documenter!

I have a head full of stuff that hasn’t had time to be documented, and being a single point of knowledge isn’t job security, it’s a major risk.

My code gets documented. But so much infrastructure is just held in my head as senior SysAdmin. Wherever possible I just have a ride-along “up-skilling” (works like a RAID mirror for my brain).

Love? It’s full of politicians and roundabouts.

The car was the slow part, I have an S23+.

The wrestling was figuring out getting BT audio ONLY.

And until I reset the head unit to factory previous users, contacts, radio stations and destinations were all stored there.

Not great on a rental car.

Why not both, M’lud?

Not the whole phone obviously. But syncing all my contacts, recent calls etc.

Repressed self hatred.

The whole projecting thing that people like this do.

Fucking Canberra has it but not the rest of us

Bro couldn’t even clean his room in 3 days.

Every site in the early 2000s had a left nav menu

I’m happy with a Bluetooth connection to the stereo. I have maps on my phone.

Fuck carplay/android auto in the ear.

I hate getting a rental car and I just want my music, but it tries to hijack and download my whole phone.

I want to get in, connect my phone and go. Not 20 minutes wrestling it for control.

Digital displays are fine. It’s just a display. But controls should be manual (buttons, dials, etc) that can be operated with eyes on road.

Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.

Use the onLick() event.

Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.

You bank does’t have an app?

My Australian bank has a full-featured app for apple and android. There is very little you can’t do in the app.

All the emergency, and stop my card type tasks are right there. I’d have to call for a home loan or something big. But pausing, stopping and cancelling my cards is all right there along with easy transfer etc.