He’s proof that being a CEO doesn’t actually require any amount of work

Anyone ever watch Black Mirror? Specifically Hated in the Nation

I see them fucking everywhere in NYC. About a month ago, one of them blocked an intersection to shoot fireworks.

What kabinet is he gonna be put in charge of?

They don’t do this when there’s a school shooter. They usually blast the shooter’s childhood photos everywhere alongside sob stories of how they were misunderstood

🌎👩🏼‍🚀🔫👩🏼‍🚀

Peter Thiel is real life Andrew Ryan

We tried, but education in this country is a failure (among basically everything else)

Trump and the American Nazi Party

Atheist/Pagan

Though my approach to paganism is more of a philosophy than a religion

Support small businesses, don’t get your dildos from Walmart

That gives me a hell of an idea for a stage act up here in NYC

Genital Obsessed Party

The last thing I want to see is deep fake porn of scrotum neck McConnell

Leopards. Faces.

NYC is fucked. Hochul is useless and Eric Adams is a Republican

But I thought we saved Gaza by not voting Kamala? /s

They’re scared

Daredevil left turns

Which is basically every left turn in NYC

Media is owned by billionaires