May they all die virgins.

Switch tactics to firearms training. At least it’s a useful skill regardless of the future.

It would have cost you nothing to never share this thought, and yet here we are.

So…blame the victims for speaking up about how absolutely shit a lot of men are?

Lemme guess, 5th Circuit?

Edit: Yep, 5th Circuit. What a bunch of assholes.

Sigh, this guy is my fucking hero, honestly. Can’t believe Bernie still fights so hard for you guys after you did him so dirty.

I, as a child, did a music class presentation on “my favourite song of the year” on this little ditty.

Whoops!

Edit: To clarify, then, much like now, I listened to the music and not the lyrics. I don’t know if that’s common at all, but the singing is basically another instrument to me, and I hardly ever pay attention to the actual words.

OMFG that’s WAY better

Is “Starter” referring to who was the initial projected winner at…the beginning of whatever period US elections start? Which to an outsider just looks like “always”?

It’s a feature; not a bug!

Sigh, Lex Friedman used to be an interesting listen for financial stuff, and now he’s just another MAGA loser spouting bullshit economics

So, I would like to know how to use mastodon better. I’ve just been having trouble finding content that I care about. Is it just that the discover feature isn’t great? Or is there a better app for Android I can use that would make things feel more intuitive?

Wait, is he a snake rat, fucking a piece of shit?

Or a snake, rat-fucking a piece of shit?

Awww man, is James Woods a brain-dead MAGA cultist now?

Detailed release notes for a URL change? You’re a saint and a scholar both.

Ooooh I’m gonna have to go with Conservatism and racism. But pedophilia is probably a close third after misogyny.

See, now if a billionaire would just finance divorce lawyers for this, then I might have a second thing on my list of things that billionaires are good for.

Stephen Graham Jones’ The Only Good Indians was wonderful, and Augusta Bazterrica’s Tender is the Flesh was dystopian nightmare fuel. Both absolutely excellent books.

Borderline racist?

Try absolutely unequivocally batshit racist?

What the fuck; I don’t expect much from this publisher but damn, come on.

Ohhh don’t you go giving me hope like that…