The point isn’t the apparent health benefits of applying the worlds mildest buffer to a ph 2 solution, it’s that it’s the sales equivalent of dehydrationmonoxide.

Same, I’m tired of Christmas colonising autumn!

"List of Items Which Fall Through the Letter Box After I’m Dead

A letter inviting me to apply for a gold credit card at 17 % APR;

A bill from the Electricity company for £46.22;

A voucher entitling me to enjoy any king size pizza for £4.99 (garlic bread not included);

A letter sent to the wrong person, she no longer lives here;

An advertisement from a bank, promising the lowest rate mortgage available;

Some dust;

A postcard from a long forgotten girlfriend;

A demand for council tax from Islington Borough Council;

An offer to invest in Jupiter’s high income fund ISA;

A reminder from Central Islington Library concerning overdue books;

More dust, leaves too;

A First Direct bank statement, showing a credit balance of 342.39;

A birthday card, (unopened)."

It’s not my fault

I was just following orders

It’s just company policy

It’s just a misstep in the algorithm

The chats amyl and the sniffers The viagra boys (more kind of 80s dance punk revival)

Music has been captured by business now more than ever. I think you’ll be be very hard pushed to find anyone who can make a living from music that would meet everyone’s definition of a strong message etc. now. So, mines a lot less that and just more punk now.

People say leftists don’t like Christmas but I enjoy watching capitalism parade around the severed head of religion just as much as anyone else.

Stay late 10 minutes: that’s as good as leaving on time. I can’t be expected to pay you more.

Arrive 10 minutes late: how could you? 10 minutes of my time is an eternity!

Yuo, it’s also entirely unaware of our mortality and wouldn’t care if it did.

It’s function is its purpose. We live in a human labour farm or “the world wide workhouse.”

Tbf, he might have supported Tottenham.

Funny, that’s what we call the American war of independence.

Still preferable to having to live for all of eternity.

The problem with neoliberalism is that eventually, you run out of other people’s things to sell.

I wonder if the existence of the American empire bothers Americans or if they’re all still in denial.

As a British person, I know gunboat diplomacy when I see it.

Yup, regarding flat earth, people saw the mast coming over the horizon before the ship. They could also see the very globe-like moon in the sky.

Only idiots thought the world was flat.

No one would call that donkeys anus in a temu bratwurst a banger.

Who knows, maybe someone will come up with herioin chique one day.

Tbf, that (dress dark and be boring) was probably due to all the opium/morphine they were on.

The throttling of housebuilding across the western world sure has made a lot of very rich people even more rich.

I’m sure that sounded clever in your head but it didn’t make sense to any one but you.