Aaaand he’s gone!

Benedryl chicken so you never have to eat alone.

Sears: get off my lawn

Who ever fired then without removing their credentials and network access is just as guilty.

You are entitled to your own opinions but we advise you leave it to the professionals.

Don’t go forth with a fifth on the fourth or you won’t go forth on the fifth

You’re grossly overestimating the competency of the general public

True but if you look on eBay there aren’t nearly enough postings as to suggest scalpers grabbed all of them.

An article about a reddit post blaming scalpers…

Demand was high, so it sold out. There are definitely scalpers but the percentage of real buyers is probably way higher.

I hit continue about 200 times and it went through

He is wake surfing, its not ai. It’s easy to launch off the swim platform and stay completely dry.

Carries as much weight as an Israeli ceasfire

We’re not happy til you’re not happy is a pretty based slogan

Oh fuck this is terrible! The students are going to have to learn code now

Yeah this has big DoOr DaSh WaNtS mY aDdReSs?!? energy

On behalf of the Department of War, it is my sad duty to confirm that your son is presumed to have been killed in action. Your son died serving the nobel cause of being a distraction from the Epstein Files.