The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.

You could just go to the nearest police department and ask them to put a bracelet on you 😀😉. Better than a telemetry butt plug.

Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!

So there’s an air leak upstream allowing a fire inside the gas line. And the house didn’t go up in flames I assume. Probably this situation would not end in a big explosion but rather just a house fire. Still pretty scary.

In other news, 5 kids have been jailed for possession of one barbie and 7 ken dolls. As we all know, there are unknown war applications to these sort of toys…like empathy and other sentiments.

Does blue light enhance sexuality?

Take it to Africa and drop all the stuff in the 🏜️ desert

Let’s believe it this time and drop it on him first?

Worse…a bunch of men standing there motionless, yet a huge crowd clapping roars the room …and some farts.

A bunch of women stand there motionless, yet somehow a huge crowd of claps is heard.

Gonna need lots of sandpaper and Polish compound to make that fun.

C’mon Ukraine! Do Moscow!

But he can clump the clump?

Oh yeah… The north of mexico America. 😆

Childless couples and single bachelors finally united by one powerful force!..still childless? Okay so basically two guys and a fertile woman united by another guy! Finally the family we all need! Oh. She’s already 52? Well, keep trying. That’s the spirit!

Can I just borrow the wife? Mine is totally okay with that.

Weird Al is great. We could just isolate the accordion to the north American region.

Fudge! Not again!

Fine, we’ll get a bidet! TP is just way too expensive now.