I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.
This felt too stupid for !asklemmy@lemmy.ml but you are probably right about that
The “what would you do” type of questions where everyone shares their subjective opinions is exactly the type of question asklemmy is for. Nostupidquestions is for questions seeking objective answers.
Thanks :)
I’m in the opposite boat, this feels too opinionated, and not serious enough for c/nostupidquestions
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
This is why we have zoning laws, folks.
Have you been to Houston?
I’ve been to Dallas, and I’ve been to San Antonio, but I have not been to Houston.
Houston is likely to have an expensive house next to a heroin car wash, then a museum, then a crazy expensive apartment building, then a housing project. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Weirdest-images-from-Houston-s-lack-of-zoning-laws-9171688.php
I can see that being a net positive. It makes it so that different classes of people have to interact with each other.
Free food you say? I guess I can put up with the traffic…
How does complimentary gambling work btw?
No vig on bets, no green tiles on roulette.
How does this affect your daily life?
It’d take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus
😩
Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.
I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.
A month long, fatal binge is probably not that high of a budget. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Keep this away from them!
(edit, not accusing of bad credit necessarily, just preempting a possible objection)
It’s too easy to ignore these temptations if I have to go out and aquire them myself with my own money lol
There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.
If the place was actually called “Temptation Mart”, I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.
“Hey, Stoy, wanna go to the Temptations show with me?”
“I dunno… What’s the catch?”
All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.
If you can resist endless donuts and cakes and ice cream and all that!
I’d get a normal amount of food and carry on the way I have been. Cutting out the grocery bill would be a life changer.
i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?
I’m getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.
Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.
Hey that is what it might look like!
So if I only ever made it this far…
…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?
Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!
So much noise! 😩
Sublet my apartment
New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it’s produced by HBO so they can have nudity.
…I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren’t even being considered.
i’d like to see a new Dream of Genie where she’s constantly trying to seduce some lower-class guy who’s actually trying to improve his world and she’s always inserted a gotcha which sabotages the good idea. he slowly hates her and she loves him more for it.