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minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·10 months agoNow what if it’s a severed human head?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoOr a couple of severed toes or fingers?
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoWhat about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well. Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoFingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoLet’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoSimilar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 months agoHow distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoHard no, leaking is gross.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoWhat if the head was laminated after it was severed?
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoHow exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoI don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThat’s not “laminating”.
Now what if it’s a severed human head?
Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?
What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.
Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
Fingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
Similar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
Hard no, leaking is gross.
What if the head was laminated after it was severed?
How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
I don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.
Dip it in molten plastic?
That’s not “laminating”.