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- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
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I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
Wife
Help her save France from the English.
Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.
Why not both?
Found the Burgundian
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that’s not ring mail.
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
No one expects the bedroom inquisition!
Our chief kink is suprise!
Surprise and fear, two kinks!
I would let her pull my sword for sure
Unfortunately, you have an Ex-caliber sword.
Rejoice! She brought protection!
Pretty iron-clad, too.
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword
“By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will.”
Then I’d take her out for pizza and bowling.
Deus Vult!
I challenge thee to a duel
Very Muslim of her
Huh?
She’s wearing a hijab
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
