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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

    But then, I’d probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

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      https://images.app.goo.gl/vseiP4iKwXPTjziT7

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        🤮

        I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just… (no words to describe)

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          You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that’s irony!

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            I’d rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It’s a very easy way to get sick.

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            My brain decrees that touching a public door handle will kill me so this is my life 😓

            (I blame covid for this)

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              Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

              You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There’s nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to =)

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                you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

                Tell that to my boss.

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          That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

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        Oh fucking hell!!!

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      The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that’s totally doable for the other part, too.

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      I just use my knuckles, maybe even with my sleeve or shirt covering them.

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        Elbow for me XD

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          Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-pole for me.

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