Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
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Yeah fucking right, the laws are just for us plebs.
0.00000000000% Chance.
He’d buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it’ll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
He doesn’t have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.
Also, I will surely wake up in the morning with 60 billion dollars in my bank account
He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂
😂 the telegraph with the hottest out of touch take of the year.
I’ll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
that’s a pardoning
That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors
I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.
Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn’t mean a thing to them.
Could, but won’t. At most he’d pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.
Pigs can fly and penguins can walk on lava.
Billionaires don’t go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
There is this one country where they’re not above the law 🇨🇳
Billionaires are the law
But not above a guillotine
I’m pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison
Sure he could, sure…
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy
deadly weaponssilverware in Home Office crackdownFTFY.
UK politics is its own brand of out there
