If you could afford to employ one full time staffers who would it be? Gardener, pool boy, administrator, butler etc.
Personal Polynesian. Just a massive dude that hangs out and occasionally helps out with things.
A cleaner, absolutely hands down. Especially the bathroom. Everything else I can somehow handle but the #1 very first kind of help I would get if I had money is a cleaner. Then maybe an admin person (even just to make phone calls, I hate phone calls). Then maaaaybe a cook but I would be very very picky about what they make and how.
I also want a personal assistant and it was a close toss up between that and a cleaner
but I’m thinking with a full time cleaner my mind and time would be freer to do my own admin and I don’t care how awkward I am and how long things would take as I wouldn’t be under any pressure from other tasks
Cat trainer lol
Can I have one great all-rounder, to do bits of everything?
Otherwise, definitely personal chef
Housekeeper. No contest.
Probably a Ghost Buster
Ummm…
How much you paying? I might be interested.
I’m going to need to see your credentials before we get into things like “wages” and “salary”
Yeah, yeah I’ve got all that, I need to know if you’ll be home while I bust these ghosts and is there a decent pizza shop near by?
There’s a dominos, and I guess it depends on the ghost 🤷♂️ seeing as you’re a serious applicant; salary is between $33,000 and 144,000 p.a
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I reckon a chef (who also cleans the kitchen once they’re done for the day). Delicious meals prepared for me and time saved cooking / cleaning up afterwards would transform my life.
Cleaner, must do laundry
full time cleaner and laundry , including cat care
Cat litter dealerwither! Need to scum every 5 minutes they way these boys kick the stuff around
Hired goon
I think Seagoon might be a bit busy unpacking still
still unpacking 😫
“but you can do that for free… oOOOOOOOH GOON… Not the other thing. Carry on”
Haha. Let me guess? It’s their job to protect the birds water dish and to feel free to pistol whip anyone that gets too close?
The birds water dish and also prevent break in attempts or attempts to grab me
A chef, in a heartbeat.
I’ve thought about a kitchen hand. They prepare. I cook. They clean up.
Japanese house boy. No contest.
dog walker atm. Would just love them to get some more walks!
Brewed coffee, maybe one spoon isn’t enough for the stovetop coffee, not as strong obviously but lacking some body to it.
Also in other news the price of the PS5 is to set to increase due to whatever reasoning Sony has given.
Increase of 70 dollars, makes me wonder if the rest of the tech industry will up their prices as well.
Nothing wrong with my phone, but i’m already weighing up if the iphone becomes a 2000 dollar phone do I still need one? And if not, do I still need a flagship? Or can I get away with a Pixel a, Galaxy FE or Nothing a. Technically my current non pro iphone isnt a flagship.
Stovetop moka pot? I fill up the coffee chamber each time I brew one. Never fails.
Yup, stovetop moka pot, one full chamber of water is enough for one and a half mugs worth.
I usually serve it in a bigger mug.
I use a long armed coffee scoop, 1 and a half coffee grinds usually is enough to keep me awake and also send me into a coffee high so I’ve been experimenting with using less coffee so that it won’t keep me awake and be as strong.
I brew a 6 shot moka pot as my morning coffee. It just does the job. Maybe I’m addicted.
I just made another one, slightly more coffee grind in the pot.
How do you know how many shots of coffee you make?
When I bought mine it said ‘6 shot Mika pot’ on the box 😁
I just fill it up and assume it’s 6 shots
Parma for dinner. Tomorrow nights probs loaded potato wedges that I stole the idea from Aldi. need to get back into miss match meals to use whats in the freezer.
I’m craving fried potato :(
Ol’ boy finally found the piccys from a school trip we did to nepal back in 1999 (I was yr 9 at the time). 200 kids, bunch of teachers, 4 docs who were parents of kids (and went for free lol). And a fuckton of risk, they stopped the trip a year after that as a few kids ran into health troubles. Cheap as shit due to bulk kids.
Was before digital cams so pretty much only the adults had proper cameras. ol’ boy had a nice one and got heaps of shots. They’re all on slides and negatives.
Looks awful for now until I get them properly imaged but fuck me the memories.
Over easter doing a slide show on an old school slide projector from the 70’s that still works down the bellarine w/ the fam. Gonna be lit lol.
Wow!!!
Everything sounds awesome, the trip, the pics, and your slide show evening 🙂
That’s calendar worthy. So pretty.
early cat breakfast sorted
1st breakfast done
time for second sleep
busy day ahead after that
Ahhh 3 hours more sleep yay!
I didn’t realise I had the same bug as the rest of the family until I finished my coffee in the office. I managed to get home alright without any problems. Another plus to the location of this place, the last thing you’d want is an hour long train trip after realising you’re sick
It’s just not fun till it’s firing out both ends hey
I’ve only had one out the front so far. It seems like I’ve moved on to just more mild stomach aches now
Forgot to take the compost bin down last night, woke up to enterprising felines flinging lamb chop bones to the floor. The mishcat is untethered and her craves know no bounds
Just did another botched job of reversing into a parking space. I’m really stuffing up the initial angle. I’m sure I’ll get better eventually, but at the moment it is pretty nerve wracking.
Especially with a new car, so terrifying to scrape it. And of course, worried about hitting someone else’s car! My current car is a bit bigger than previous one, and the first month I had it I wasn’t great at parking it, often had to readjust multiple times, even with cameras and sensors. Got sick of it so then I went to a semi empty parking area and reverse parked about 10 times paying attention to how best to line up and when to turn and after that I was ok. Probably looked weird to anyone who saw but I needed to do it.
gotta say the velvet’ed beef was incredible. Absolute game changer.
Now do it with pork, imo it’s even better.
Goodnight all ❤️
At this hour there is a perfect sunbathing spot on the stairs
You even got a wave.
Just makin’ sure it’s level.
One is quite markedly not
Good night guys. Sweet dreams. 😘
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I chased a moth around the room, gave it an almighty lob with the fly swatter and now I don’t know where it’s gone.
it’s hiding in your favourite jumper
No, I think I sent it over the tv.
