Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.
Why’d dude have to drop out so early
Major Major Major Major
The AI forgot to actually add a cup.
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I don’t think this one is AI, just a weird cup angle.
https://royalhousebeverages.com/product/real-sugar-soda-dr-doctor-fcb-bib-3-gal
I have a bottle of the Dr. Doctor syrup in my pantry. I forgot I had it tbh, since I haven’t been drinking soda for a while. It’s a decent brand if you have a machine that carbonates water.
Or you can mix it with some sparkling water of your own choice so you can control the carbonation better.
It’s how I drink soda anymore.
Custom sweetness and custom bubblyness.
Highly recommended.
lol yes those are the same things. Things like sodastream just carbonate water to your preferred carbonation and then you add syrup
To be fair, some of the overcomplicated electric soda streams have pre-measured carbonization settings instead of the push to carbonate mechanical system. Personally I’m using one of the cheaper third party versions I got on liquidation for like 30 bucks lol
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn’t get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener… Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.
Definitely had a cross between “it’s an older meme” and “I understood that reference” memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.
Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
Aww. It’s mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.
Don’t downplay it. We all experience a culture and this is part of being in it.
Don’t think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
You’re still clever. But also we share lots of common experiences which is a cool thing, not a personal shortcoming. But I get the feeling too.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips
Lucky bastard.
I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow
Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
The labels on that are funnier
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
I’m glad you and Ms Mr made it through the Hurricane.
