yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.message-squaremessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down14
arrow-up1375arrow-down1message-squareThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareMochiGoesMeow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·23 hours agoIdk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
minus-squareWilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·23 hours agoYou will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it. I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
minus-squareAgrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·17 hours agoI want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoAnd lots of articles as bragging rights!
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·22 hours agoI don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
minus-squareradix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 hours agoAlways eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoGet Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 hours agoI was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoBut first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoI imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.