cally [he/they]@pawb.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYou can broadcast a single thought to everyone alive. What thought would cause immediate chaos everywhere?message-squaremessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareYou can broadcast a single thought to everyone alive. What thought would cause immediate chaos everywhere?cally [he/they]@pawb.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square77linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremesa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoThe government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoHalf the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agotime for what if xkcd: “what if every human and animal on the planet farted at the same time?”
minus-squarefloo@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhy would the government keep that a secret?
The government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
time for what if xkcd: “what if every human and animal on the planet farted at the same time?”
Why would the government keep that a secret?