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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Can't argue the logic 🤷

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Can't argue the logic 🤷

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    the dogs living in my stomach

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      Inside you there are two dogs, they both want pancakes.

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    If I do this shit my wife calls me an alcoholic.

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      Is she wrong tho?

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        That’s completely beside the point.

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    Obviously

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    Hebrew-ass joke

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      What does that even mean?

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        Sorry. late response, questionable phrasing. I read a book full of Yiddish jokes once and the punchlines often involved subverting your expectations of the premise.

        Like, “What’s red, wet, and hangs on a wall?” the answer is a Herring or something similar and when someone questions that, you simply explain that you can paint a Herring and hang it wherever. Possibly add other nonsense to further confuse.

        It’s dry, I love it

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        An ass-joke is a joke about a donkey so a Hebrew ass joke is a joke about a Jewish donkey.

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