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arrow-up1914arrow-down1imageFAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!slrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·3 days agoIf your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·3 days agoAt an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoBut if we get rid of OSHA, what’s Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says “ocean?”
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThe tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoYes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoWhy are you arguing with me? I just explained it. Tide goes in because tide goes out. Fuck it! We’ll do it live!
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 days agoThis person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
minus-square73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoSomething something BP oil spill
minus-squareGuyFawkes@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThey might fuck around a little bit.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up44·3 days agoNot in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).
minus-squareSculptor9157@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoIf that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?
minus-squareArxCyberwolf@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoSafety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 days agoTotally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one. Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.
If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.
We still have OSHA?
Until new year at least
But if we get rid of OSHA, what’s Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says “ocean?”
The tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it
Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo
Why are you arguing with me? I just explained it. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
Fuck it! We’ll do it live!
This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
Something something BP oil spill
They might fuck around a little bit.
Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).
If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?
Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.
Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one.
Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.