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King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize

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wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize

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King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • watson@lemmy.world
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    Probably because it just happened. The president of FIFA made up this “prize” to kiss Trump’s ass.

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    And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.

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      So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?

    • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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      It started the football wars though

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    It’s the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he’s upset about not winning. Have your own “prize” at home.

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      Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about

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    I’m going to give the fifa peace prize the same amount of respect I’d give a Nobel football world cup. Less even.

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    The bribery bauble

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    Also known as the 1st International FIFA Licka U Ass Prize

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      LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.

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    “Inaugural” … more like “First and only”

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    Is that Bezos? /s I will never shave my head for fear of looking like that twat.

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      Hey now some of us have no choice. There’s us poor baldies too.

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        My condolences

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    “President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”

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    Peace Participation Prize

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      Does he even qualify for that?

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    HE DESERVES THAT AWARD! PRESIDENT OF PEACE BETWEEN FIFA AND THE USA! 18 WARS STOPPED!

    …and one started with jungle guerillas in Venezuela that will linger on for the next two decades… 18-1=17 STOPPED WARS PEOPLE DO THE MATH

    Edit: hahahaa we are already winning!

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    He first had to fake pace a couple of times for betting purposes. But this time’ the charm.

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