Mallory Archer?
“Look at me, chopping ice like a field hand…”
The show is endlessly quotable
Cougars are a recession indicator?
rich old lady as provider
Why aren’t they called sugar mommys?
They are
ROLaaS
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
— Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress, 1745.
Ahhh, dirty old Ben! He knew a thing or two about seduction and sex. And he never let age get in the way of a good time.
As a scientist, he knew to do his field work.
I’m sure he made sure to have a good sample size to support that quote.
The rate at which he went through French Courtesans alone would have been enough.
Hahhaha sugar baby is in for one helluva shock when that gmilf passes and leaves everything to a cat shelter.
Well, at lest you got some good blowjobs along the way.
She’ll probably leave behind her dentures so he can always recreate the sensation when he misses her.
Onto the next one 🤷
Sexist.
A rich old broad just needs to wave a “free rent and game consoles” sign and she’ll have a lineup of hunky college guys
I hope she’s his grade two English teacher.
Don’t underestimate Women Of A Certain Age, lads.
Ditto for all you women who want to get pwned…
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Feminism has it’s benefits, boys. Now you too can pour your energy into making a breadwinner happy instead of having an ambitious career.
I want neither. I wish to live in the woods and give cryptic messages to feckless travellers about the Fae.
Is no one buying his “Get Rich Quick” course?
My Grand Pa once told me to marry someone rich and who was old.
I ain’t saying he a gold digger
It’s rather amazing how fit and sexy older women can be now days. I was dating hot and heavy around 2019-2022 and was stunned at the women I was pulling at 49 to 51 years old. (Kinda cheating as I have factory original hair and teeth, non-fat, non-MAGA, rather rare in this age group.)
Dated one beautiful girl that was a diver and swam in the Gulf most days, yes, even in January. Another was a vegan marathon runner. One would turn heads wherever we went, had the personality to go with the looks, could hike until I dropped dead. Good heavens those women were ripped. I’m daily amazed by my 54-yo wife, but she got Asian genes, hardly moves, cheating!
Who’s the GILF? Looks like AI fakeness
She finna peg his ass in that power imbalance 🤣🤣🤣
ngl men dating people their age would be a nice change
cause the situation now is really hammering home that if men could go lower, they would. 20 was the minimum age in that study.
You just made a lot of assumptions not supported by the science.
All this shows is physical attraction. When shown pictures of random women to then rate the physical attractiveness of.
That’s it. Nothing about who these men actually wanted to date. Someone can be very physically attractive to you and you can simultaneously not want to date them.
Someone can be very physically attractive to you and you can simultaneously not want to date them.
Yep, talk to a 10/10, then opens her mouth saying she wants to vote for Trump and completely flaccid. I suspect the reverse also happens.
