“Following US President Trump’s insistence on Greenland, Germany, France, Sweden, and Norway decided to send troops to the island under NATO auspices at Denmark’s request.”
NATO, dissolved itself
germany sent 16 soldiers.
Norway sent 2, probably on vacation or something 💀
Probably out there being assimilated by The Thing I bet.
To give them a welcome i bet 😂
The entire European deployment:

Germany 13, Norway 2, UK 1
With this they have reached the limit of their capabilities and exhausted their 2026 budget.
“Where we even are, is this Ukraine?”
US drones have a built-in whiteness detector tho, so these troops are safe.
In greenland the whiteness will make it so the drones cannot target literally anything
Success.
I’m sure they’ll also provide several stern stares to deter any further escelation.
More pathetic than if they had done nothing at all
Just to say they did something before handing Greenland over to Trump.
Where are they going to stay if the U.S. has the only military base there
According to r/Europe our soldiers are superior when it comes to arctic warfare and they would beat the US easily, so outside in the snow I guess?
Finland would only need one sniper to wipe them out.
there’s probably a few airbnbs there, no?
Glacier warfare
Quartering
Outnumber the American troops stationed there and if an attack comes, instantly detain them as POW?
Given what people are saying about the number of soldiers, I wonder if it’s meant to be symbolic more than anything? Like “you could technically start a war with us by starting something with these soldiers”?
I don’t want to give the fascists too much credit, but is Greenland a distraction from Ukraine? Perhaps it is believed a diversion of forces to head off an imaginary invasion of Greenland will lessen the volume and rate of EU support to the eastern front?
The liberal mind truly is incredible
Just off in a completely false reality
I’m sure these 16 troops and their respective equipment were going to turn the tides of the war in ukraine 😅 not mentioning that the US is still the primary benefactor of Ukraine.
With the world warming the Artic is opening up and Greenland itself will have a lot of strategic importance because of it. It also has a lot of natural resources that currently are difficult to be extracted but after the ice melts will be ripe for the taking.
So the Orange Man is making a cynical play that makes sense, unfortunately.
I’d sooner think a distraction from Venezuela. If everyone is outraged about something that might (and then doesn’t) happen, then there’s less discourse around real crimes.
NATO hasn’t dissolved. This will be a situation where EU and US will fight and disagree on Greenland, but continue to support the rest of the imperialist project. However, the contradictions are growing, and will eventually become unsustainable.
They’re there to lick the floor so US troops don’t fall

















