I’m lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You’re asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?
Firewood
It’s treated with some crazy bad chemicals that make burning it a high speed trip to cancer land.
So it’s a giant cig. Holy shit! Big tabacco doesn’t want people to catch onto this
This is shitty ask Lemmy.
Arsenic poisoning is pretty shitty too
I didn’t say don’t do it. Just clarifying what the ride is.
I don’t need a dildo that large, especially with splinters…
Can’t risk it effecting the WiFi.
There are none, we bury our cables.
Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.
Car already took it out
None of my extension cords are long enough.
I’ve seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I’m trying to stop global warming.
Can’t find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don’t want to mess with.
Gas prices
My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.
They’re made of concrete where I live.
Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.
My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.
New axes are being made and shipped to your local hardware or home & garden store daily
All my axes live in Texas . . .
They arent useful to construct guillotines.
