Only commit crimes where the worst case scenario is failure, but prison, torture or death are acceptable personal outcomes. When all that matters is that they can’t undo what you’ve done, getting “caught” is just a formality.
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Step 1: Don’t
Keep your door locked or hang out a sign that says “no girls allowed” or “please knock first”.
By not posting on a public forum, criminal!
Don’t be the slowest person running from the bear
First of all stay calm. And listen very carefully to this advice never and I mean never commit two different crimes at the same time m.
Don’t do the thing. Or just wear a high vis and carry a Clip board m, click pen. A lanyard, hard hat. No one ever asks some one about nothing in high vis. Unless they ask you " why are you only wearing high vis" and “adam where are your pants?” . That’s what the hard hat is there to solve.
Just get good
First you define what “getting caught” means. Then, you just do only things that are not described as “getting caught”. So easy!
Be an American multinational company valued at 500 millions or more
Nahhh
unless you are a filthy rich pedophile.
in which case carry on no one is gonna catch you.
