I think I saw someone steal a bike at the train station yesterday.
I walked up to the steps leading to the platform and past the bike rack where a guy was unlocking the lock. He looked up. He was struggling. He did it then rode away.
But that look at me. He didn’t have a helmet. And it was 8 minutes since the last train. Takes 15 seconds to get to the bike racks.
I think he was just trying different keys until he found one that worked.
I can’t prove it tho and what could I have done anyway. I was the only other person at the train station. I kinda feel bad for the bike owner.
Now that it’s all done and dusted, I will scream from the rafters… DO NOT BUY FROM PURRPOD.COM.AU What a fucking SHAM of a company.
purr-pod
Best time to eat dinner?
Between 5pm - 6pm
When I’m hungry.
Saw a nice t shirt on a lissome young lady on the tram. It read “Be a unicorn. Grow Up. Stab people with your head.” Says it all really.
We have twins now 🙂

Wowee looks like a party in there
I have a disco ball hanging from an unused vent in the ceiling
It sure is!
I really have to lock in during the mornings at the office because this place gets so hot and stuffy in the afternoon you can’t concentrate on anything
The M-Vave FM-1 arrived. A quick tinker and it’s pretty impressive; speaker battery, effects, sequencer. All for under $100. I have some of those Roland units like the E-4 that came out a little while ago, it’s a similar footprint. I’ll have to see how well they play with each other

Midi out?
I was wrong. I’ve actually read the manual now and it does midi over Bluetooth, USB, and 3.5mm
OK I’m getting one lol even just for the sequencing over midi. Last thing I had that did that was the launchpad pro and it wasn’t cheap.
Over USB. Those little Rolands use the 3.5mm Jack for midi, but they might support it over USB as well
I hate this fucking reality sometimes

the last phone I paid for was a Nokia 3310. I’ll continue my scavenging, thank you
This is not reality - it’s functional fantasy. The horrible part is that there are people that think it IS real.
You’re right. I meant as far as an obvious product placement is disguising itself as an article.
Oh I see now. Product placement has been a problem since the James Bond films and is now metastasizing through all culture. Civilisation is about to fall (for the umpteenth time).
Does late stage capitalism count as civilisation ending? lol
It’s beginning to feel that way.
The corporate media doesn’t even try to manufacture consent anymore, they just write articles like this
now they just tell people they “should”, like it’s a duty or imperitive
That’s the part that caught my attention. Our lords and masters have decreed we must CONSUME AT ANY COST!!!
should/shall are very powerful words, they are the words of the Ten Commandments and words in legal statutes.
In India iphones cost more than a basic car. It’s outrageous
and yet, when I bought my first home pc it was really expensive. And a printer too. 1984 spent nearly 3,000 on the whole set up, in today’s money that is 11,650. But for us it was an investment in a career .
To some people that amount of money is nothing. Sadly am not one of those people, so I guess their ad won’t work on me!
Best breakfast?
Spanish eggs with chorizo
Texan stack with asparagus
Leftover plum pudding fried in leftover brandy butter and served with a squirt of orange juice on Boxing Day. Puts hairs on your chest.
Shower coffee. Black.
Pie and a coffee.
rice chex with cold milk on a hot day
Best friends?
Apple & rhubarb - pie, crumble, whatever.
Me & Spin in Pokemon
PickleTwisties4LYF
Dave Hughes and tax avoidance
Me and fruit
Which ones?
Everything except bananas.
I don’t know why, we just don’t vibe lol
Lamb and roast spuds.
I’ve been learning a lot about my cultural heritage while my cousin is here. Turns out there’s a whole section of Egypt who are incredibly stubborn, highly value their dignity and are highly self reliant.
Kinda interesting.
They sound like good attributes. ☺️
The stubbornness one is highly debatable lol
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as long as the attributes aren’t taken to the extreme they are fine
mornin’ 🌞
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Grande filter coffee with three shots. Thank you.
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Salmon-steak bento box please
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I like pain, but this is next level bullshit. My lower half is a witch’s cauldron, my head HURTS!
I AM THE WHINGE QUEEN, GENUFLECT AND BESTOW UPON HER YOUR OFFERINGS OF PAINKILLERS
Imagine there’s a gif here of Lisa Simpson claiming she’s the Lizard Queen
I’ve got it on a tshirt, one of my favourites lol

Too late now, but a stinking hot curry about three days before seemed to help with the lower awfulness. I got this idea from a highly non medical book, YMMV
Those vajayjays sure seem to give some owners trouble. Best wishes for your pelvic comfort.
Hehe it’s such a great name for it
Integrating the new 10" sub into the studio tm.
Can’t wait.
So it’ll be 2 x 7" main monitors, 2 x 8" sub + 1 x 10" sub.
Doesn’t sound like much but it will be BONE CRUSHING. Relatively small room / studio so me and my sternum’s resonant frequency are ready. 🙃
That low end is gonna sound nuts. Time to set the analogue synth down 12 steps
What brand?
New sub is a presonus eris 10 :) For its size it’s kinda impressive. Only weighs 17kgs compared to the ol’ behringer 2092A which is 33kgs. Sounds way better and a bit easier on the back to move lol.
Presonus speakers are fucking amazing! Big upgrade over the behringer.
So you can clean the house and resuscitate people with this thing?
resuscitate people
If they helped me clean the bits where the subby doesn’t reach I’d consider it 😊













