I guess we’d be summoning the Chinese cum yokai
Ask her if she has everything she needs in the book and if she has enough stock.
Crush harder
Why don’t they leave these in the draws in hotels instead of bibles ?
Lobster font has become endemic, it’s truly everywhere.
Significantly less threatening than this book:
Yum yum in the tum tum
As a heterosexual woman, I would certainly be confused. I would read it, though.
I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.
Funny you should mention that, i have a book here that may help us with those results
Everybody who’s ever seen “What We Do in The Shadows” knows witches are semen stealers.
Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.
I’m a helper!
Guys wallet, guys lighter so therfore guys semen book. There are no girls in this storey
What’s a guys lighter?
I assume a dark color like black and not something pink, but i dont speak for all men some guys might perfer pink bics
Strap yourself on?
No, thats her job.
I know everyone is having fun with this, but the actual answer for me is to get out of dodge. That’s a flavour of crazy I don’t feel like dealing with.
Besides, getting a man to like you isn’t that difficult.
How does a vasectomy affect the spells?
Marry her. True love will follow.
Men can practise witchcraft too
Hell yea brother. She tried to dominate you but you control the source! Draw a pentagram on her lower back to lock her in!
Well now, there’s a thought. We even come with a nearly inexhaustible supply of the primary material component for the spell too.
