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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

What do you do if you find this grimoire in your crush's room?

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What do you do if you find this grimoire in your crush's room?

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    Significantly less threatening than this book:

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      Yum yum in the tum tum

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      Funny you should mention that, i have a book here that may help us with those results

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Guys wallet, guys lighter so therfore guys semen book. There are no girls in this storey

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      What’s a guys lighter?

      • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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        I assume a dark color like black and not something pink, but i dont speak for all men some guys might perfer pink bics

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    Why don’t they leave these in the draws in hotels instead of bibles ?

  • MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
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    Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.

    I’m a helper!

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    Everybody who’s ever seen “What We Do in The Shadows” knows witches are semen stealers.

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    As a heterosexual woman, I would certainly be confused. I would read it, though.

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    Realize how desperate she was and that explains why she settled for me and maybe we’ll actually have a long-lasting relationship where I don’t have to be worried every day that it’ll finally be the day she figures out she is too good. Also maybe participate in any rituals that sound fun.

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    No need to worry. They’re probably desperate for either a loving partner or some other long term relationship. So I might have found a potential red/green flag.

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    I guess we’d be summoning the Chinese cum yokai

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    I know everyone is having fun with this, but the actual answer for me is to get out of dodge. That’s a flavour of crazy I don’t feel like dealing with.

    Besides, getting a man to like you isn’t that difficult.

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    How does a vasectomy affect the spells?

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    Ask her if she has everything she needs in the book and if she has enough stock.

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    Crush harder

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    Lobster font has become endemic, it’s truly everywhere.

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