Significantly less threatening than this book:

Yum yum in the tum tum

I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.
Funny you should mention that, i have a book here that may help us with those results
Guys wallet, guys lighter so therfore guys semen book. There are no girls in this storey
What’s a guys lighter?
I assume a dark color like black and not something pink, but i dont speak for all men some guys might perfer pink bics
Why don’t they leave these in the draws in hotels instead of bibles ?
Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.
I’m a helper!
Everybody who’s ever seen “What We Do in The Shadows” knows witches are semen stealers.
As a heterosexual woman, I would certainly be confused. I would read it, though.
Realize how desperate she was and that explains why she settled for me and maybe we’ll actually have a long-lasting relationship where I don’t have to be worried every day that it’ll finally be the day she figures out she is too good. Also maybe participate in any rituals that sound fun.
No need to worry. They’re probably desperate for either a loving partner or some other long term relationship. So I might have found a potential red/green flag.
I guess we’d be summoning the Chinese cum yokai
I know everyone is having fun with this, but the actual answer for me is to get out of dodge. That’s a flavour of crazy I don’t feel like dealing with.
Besides, getting a man to like you isn’t that difficult.
How does a vasectomy affect the spells?
Ask her if she has everything she needs in the book and if she has enough stock.
Crush harder
Lobster font has become endemic, it’s truly everywhere.






