The Diddler!
Woman called Jizz-Lane Maxwell.
She is a sex trafficker.
Tbf Jeffrey Epstein is a pedophile + sex trafficker but the name itself is like normal
Guy’s name is Epstein, literally gets epsteined…
Nominative determinism strikes again
Snake: P. Diddy?
Colonel: That’s right. Full name Person Diddler. He’s going to be very attracted to your skin tight sneaking suit.
Use that to your advantage. Be careful, Snake!
“Skin tight sneaking suit?”
I’m belly laughing at this and my kid is asking why in laughing. Don’t know how to explain this.
Person Diddler is just so on point lol
I’m trying to be sneaky Colonel, but the clap of my dummy thicc ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!
MGS codec memes are the epitome of “well, you had to be there”.
I’ve heard he’s one of the ‘good ones’.
He has never eaten a single baby!
Wait, I forgot. He’s only eaten ONE baby, but never again.
Was the baby married?
or at least marinated
The P is for Pervert!
The Diddler.
Was there ever a big explaination as to why he changed from Puff Daddy? Still kinda cringe in today’s terms but never as cringe as P. Diddy.
Edit: for the record, I just tried Googling it and was instantly hit with some chat gpt ass article. Specifically looking for explaination from someone who heard about it at the time or is a lore enthusiast.
He didn’t want people to think he’s a poof.
P P Diddy
More evidence that we’re living in a simulation.
That’s Dr Jinx
