30 minutes of ad free music. Not all in a row though.

I really should walk it one day, I’ve been here for almost 40 years

Faraday pants.

One-piece?

He killed Hitler’s dog right in front of him

For a better mouthfeel

They don’t even want it to be interesting, they want it to be semigloss white, stainless steel and glass. They have no imagination. The most interesting thing they can come up with is white mega yachts and Infinity pools. They can’t fathom the mood of a creaky old wooden fishing trawler chugging seawards into a misty sunrise.

Some people are just better at being Superior than others

We can jack up the interest payments on their lunch debts to pay for this war.

Backed by POS (Proof of shrimp)

I have sinus problems so I’ve never been able to breathe comfortably

I would do something similar if I was allowed to bring a lifetime supply of antibiotics.

The only Trans the US Govt approved of

I can’t imagine doing coke on a submarine is a fun time

Get well soon

Problem counter: 0

Or the saltiness of an unswallowed load

And 3 freshies

In my house it was:

Grounded.

Grounded to bedroom

Grounded to bedroom with all toys locked away (books didn’t count)

I loved reading so I mostly just stopped there and read 30 volumes of old science magazines in a row.

The obvious consequence for his actions are right there. Use the mystery cans of food against him (put them inside a pillowcase and use it to thrash the devil out of him)