Ben Jennings | Bluesky
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Comic by Ben Jennings.
Two guys standing at the pump at a Shell gas station. The guy at pump 2 holds up the gas pump nozzle to his ear and tells the guy at pump 1 “Apparently, if you hold a Shell pump to your ear you can hear the shareholders laughing at you”.


Oh okay, here in the US green is always diesel, and the pumps wouldn’t be multi-colored like that on the left, they’re all solid colors.
Green should be cheese and onion.
That’s a really good point 😳
In Canada diesel is usually yellow
Omg yellow is I guess what we’d call eco fuel, usually e85, but it’s not really widespread, depending on where you live you may never see e85 fuel