Ben Jennings | Bluesky

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Comic by Ben Jennings.

Two guys standing at the pump at a Shell gas station. The guy at pump 2 holds up the gas pump nozzle to his ear and tells the guy at pump 1 “Apparently, if you hold a Shell pump to your ear you can hear the shareholders laughing at you”.

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
    12·
    21 hours ago

    Why would you buy a house 100 miles away from your job in the first place? / Why would you get a job 100 miles away from where you live?

    And if you did do that, then just don’t complain your commute is long? Like I’m not saying you’re not allowed to do that or it makes you a bad person or some shit, just don’t complain about how long your commute is.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
      41·
      21 hours ago

      You buy a house where you work, you don’t work there anymore and it’s not a small cost to move.

      • gmtom@lemmy.world
        1·
        7 hours ago

        Again, why get a new job 100 miles away in that case?

        And if you have a reason to do so. Just don’t complain your commute takes you 3 hours.