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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Why can't we have nice things

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Why can't we have nice things

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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    They can’t stop the signal.

  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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    Actually, if all posts had soapy tiddies on them, the bots wouldn’t be able to scrape the content to other sites because their advertisers would be all pissy about tiddies everywhere.

    …you know what to do.

    • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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      Soapy balls

  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I feel like the soapy tiddies guy never gave us a single boob. However, they did bait a few people into actually doing it so, it all worked out in the end.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    The fuck did I miss

    • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works
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      10 hours ago

      After beans, it was posts about soapy titties, but no actual titties

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Not exactly. I posted mine on Trans Joy to help encourage people to do the same. And…they did

        Umm…here. My pics are by far the ugliest (cause of my body, bad photography and I’m flat) but I’m pretty sure these were the first ones.

        NSFW

      • john_tech@lemmy.zip
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        Soapy titties, infinite soapy titties, but no soapy tittles

      • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I dont know where you were looking buddy

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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        3 hours ago

        You have no idea

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        8 hours ago

        There was at least one tiddie.

  • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Could be swapped and still be accurate.

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    Ahem…these soapy tiddy memes

    Wherefore are thou

    • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Sure, I’ll bite

      NSFW

      I’m extremely depressed right now and I was gonna spiral about how ugly and flat I am and how hopeless everything is. I’m not going to do it. Sorry…

      • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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        I’ll beat it to this no problem. Never worry, I’ll always be here to beat off to you wherever you doubt yourself.

        • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’m actually fucking crying right now. What the fuck, that’s really sweet of you. Thank you stranger, you brought happy tears to my eyes 💜

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      here’s one:

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        POV You’re thinking of soapy tiddys but all you got is beans

        JJtbygwMfAMX6uw.jpg

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          Whooo are you? Who, who … Who, Who

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    Not even memes anymore, I saw someone post genuine soapy tiddies as a response earlier today

    • Gil, The Shitposter Of Ages@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      you had my curiosity…

      but now you have my erection attention.

      would you kindly provide such sources, as to satisfy this curiosity?

      • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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        NSFW

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          bite

        • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          boop

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It has been provided by the creator :)

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        Gonewild exists on lemmy.nsfw

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    Are people not posting titty memes because of scraper bots?

    I mean, there’s always scraper bots. What’s the difference?

    Hell, it would be nice if some of the larger search engines scraped lemmy and actually returned results. I’ve searched for tech stuff I posted myself or commented on and couldn’t find it on a search engine. Had to go through my comment history to find it.

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      I’m struggling to understand why anyone would join the Fediverse if this is a dealbreaker.

      ActivityPub is like RSS and Sendmail had a baby that doesn’t respect your privacy at all. Every time you post, comment, or even vote, it’s blasted out to every server and user within the blast radius. If you delete something, there are dozens of databases and image proxy caches ready to ignore the delete request and host your regrettable post forever.

      Every time you send a DM, you have to trust all the admins of both instances involved not to read the messages.

      Way more is visible than it appears. With the right API calls people know what you upvoted and downvoted.

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        With the right API calls people know what you upvoted and downvoted.

        lel they can just look here: https://lemvotes.org/

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          Always 404s for me.

      • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
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        That’s why I work really hard on keeping an impeccable image of degeneracy.

        Looking at what I post? That’s a you problem now

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      I don’t like my tiddies getting scraped, soap or no

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Yeah privacy is why you don’t get nice things.

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    Those bots could be from foreign lands

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    so scrapeth thine content and behold it bereft of lollygagging

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