I did this with an earth genasi chain warlock. He had a couple of pet rock familiars. Spells like mold earth, magic stone, and shape stone. He also had a rock of healing which could cause bludgeoning damage in addition to healing, but that was negated by the earth genasi resistance. So he would hit himself with a rock to heal.
The ears in these characters trigger me so much
PG butthole
Sic 'im, Petro!
Honestly would be a fun character build with the right DM.
A cursed rock that talks to you and demands sacrifices. After being thrown returns to your inventory in 6 seconds (start of your next turn)
Could do fun things like player can cast spells through the rock like a familiar.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2619092-stone-shape
Stone Shape
You touch a stone object of Medium size or smaller or a section of stone no more than 5 feet in any dimension and form it into any shape you like. For example, you could shape a large rock into a weapon, statue, or coffer, or you could make a small passage through a wall that is 5 feet thick. You could also shape a stone door or its frame to seal the door shut. The object you create can have up to two hinges and a latch, but finer mechanical detail isn’t possible.
Latch is self explanatory, but trying to figure out what 1 hinge can’t do that 2 hinges can.
Hold a door straight in its frame. A door with just a single hinge would put a huge amount of torque on it, and start to sag as soon as it started to wear down (stone’s not great for moving parts).
I get that from a reality aspect, but not from a fantasy one
My last pathfinder game I had a wizard with the Little Love dagger. I changed the flavor to be an automatic return on a crit instead of a leap. He got into a lot of trouble with it.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2372-catapult
Is a solid choice.
Says it doesn’t work while being carried, but it’s got a 60 foot range, so I guess you could brain some critter with the pet rock by throwing it, then cast it to whack 'em a second time. Nobody’s prepared for the boomeranging pet rock.
Prince Ferdinand the Solid has gained us so much XP here on the Isle of Blind Orphans
lol, I did that in a campaign, I adopted a rock as a son, made it a mini figure, and used it as ranged weapon
I hope you spelled him to return, or else…

Much akin to the Magician’s Brick!







