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2 Panel Comic
Panel 1: A blonde lady and a bearded man sit at a table playing D&D
Lady: I attack with my pet rock
Guy: What?
Panel 2: The lady, in wizard robes, hurls a rock that cracks against the head of a goblin with a CRIT!!
I did this with an earth genasi chain warlock. He had a couple of pet rock familiars. Spells like mold earth, magic stone, and shape stone. He also had a rock of healing which could cause bludgeoning damage in addition to healing, but that was negated by the earth genasi resistance. So he would hit himself with a rock to heal.